Gainesville, FL- Physicians and researchers at Shands at the University of Florida released a study today documenting a significant disorder among young affluent females. Advanced Shoe Obsession Syndrome (ASOS) can strike victims as young as 18 months in age. Individuals suffering from the condition experience and overwhelming desire to acquire, hold and ultimately wear various kinds of footwear. Side effects include loss of money, loss of closet space, scattered shoes throughout your residence and skinned knees.
Females with regular exposure a large number of adult shoes are at a significantly elevated risk for falling victim to ASOS. Many victims, such as the one pictured below, even find themselves wearing non-fitting shoes of the wrong gender design, putting her at increased risk for looking silly.
At this time, there is no known cure.
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Funny, Caitlin exhibits similar behavior
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