Slide Power

After dinner I took the kids to the playground. While Olivia played in the sand, Evan was dutifully working on solving the world's energy problems.

Solar panels: who need 'em? Hydo power: no thanks. Hybrid cars: Damn Hippies! We don't need any of that as we have SLIDE POWER!




We have run into one problem. While Evan can generate enough voltage to stop your heart if you touch him before he gets off the slide, he is not the best battery. He's constantly discharging his energy into anything he touches. The other problem is the amount of time and energy you have to put into Evan. He takes 24 hours of supervision, fresh food and constant attention.

Long Hot Lines

We just completed four very very full days at Disney World. I feel like I just crossed the finish line of the Iron Man Triathlon. The weather was good and the parks were very very crowded. There are a lot of brits going home right now with stroller marks on the back of their legs thanks to Urban Buggy. Luckily Evan and Olivia enjoyed the tram and monorail ride as much as the actual rides.

Riding the train in the Magic Kingdom.


Taking the tram from one of the 12,000 paking spaces for Magic Kingdom.

I never thought I would stand in line for 45 minutes for a ride that last 90 seconds. Luckily Evan did really well waiting in lines. He was happy to swing from the nearest barrier or watch the ride go as we got closer in line.





The trip was not a total success. Olivia fell off the wagon again.



I would write more, but I have to get some sleep so I can catch up on the week of work I missed while we were in Disney.

Disney Pictures

Too tried to write much. Here are some pictures we took today:

There's a blog about me?

Fabulous!

I've been alive for almost two years and I just got my own blog? Talk about over due. I have been doing cute things since the day I was conceived. I also have a lot of opinions and I finally have a forum to expound my political views. Nader '08! End babies' suffrage!

Anyway, for now I will limit my posts to super cute pics and videos. I may even let Evan write something. For example, I went to the butterfly museum with my personal assistant/shopper, Judy.



As you can see I looked stunning in a new outfit mommy got for me.



It's now several hours past my bed time and I have to be up in the early early morning hours to scream into something called a "monitor base". I really don't know why I do it. I guess it is just fun.

Introducing #3

May I present, in one of her first public photographs, Vorhis baby number three:



Her name is _____________ ________________ Vorhis. (We've decided a name but we are not telling anyone). She is due September 1, 2008.

To answer the questions everyone has and has already asked:

1) I didn't have a gender preference- just want one that is healthy.
2) Yes, this is the last one.
3) Yes, we will have 3 kids under the age of 4.
4) No we have not applied to be on Super Nanny yet.
5) We already have a minivan.
6) Who needs sleep anyway.